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The Big Red One
The story of a sergeant and the inner core members of his unit as they try to serve in and survive World War II. (imdb)
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Slaughterhouse-Five
A man tells his story of how he became unstuck in time and abducted by aliens. (imdb)
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Girl on the Bridge
It's night on a Paris bridge. A girl leans over Seine River with tears in her eyes and a violent yearning to drown her sorrows. Out of nowhere someone takes an interest in her. He is Gabor, a knife thrower who needs a human target for his show. The girl, Adele, has never been lucky and nowhere else to go. So she follows him... (imdb)
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The Bellboy
Stanley is a bellboy at the Fountainbleau Hotel in Miami Beach. It is there that he performs his duties quietly and without a word to anyone... (imdb)
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Five carnival workers are kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned, Hell-like compound where they are forced to participate in a violent game, the goal of which is to survive twelve hours against a gang of evil clowns. (imdb)
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Raising Victor Vargas
Victor is growing up on the Lower East Side and is at the age where he is driven by desire and unchained by maturity. His image as a ladies man is shattered when he is found in Fat Donna's bedroom. Soon, as a result of his sister's big mouth, the whole Dominican community knows. Full of confidence, Victor sets out to reclaim his image by winning Judy. Judy proves to be elusive and difficult ('Okay, you're my new man... but I'm warning you, don't fuck with me!') Victor persists, and with a surprising tenderness, ultimately wins Judy's heart. (imdb)
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Rabbit of Seville
Bugs and Elmer supply new lyrics to Rossini's opera. (imdb)
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The Wedding Singer
Robbie Hart is singing the hits of the 1980s at weddings and other celebrations. He also can keep the party going in good spirit, he knows what to say and when to say it. Julia is a waitress at the events where Robbie performs. When both of them find someone to marry and prepare for their weddings, it becomes clear that they've chosen wrong partners. (imdb)
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Sissy Boy Slap Party
Musical mantra derived from machine-gun micro-montage. (imdb)
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Clerks II
The sequel picks up 10 years later. "It's about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex," Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. "It's: What happened to these dudes?" (imdb)
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