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Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
In a futuristic society where ape slavery has taken over the world, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after 20 years in hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity. (imdb)
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The Tram
The Tram (1966) - Short Film
A boy shyly watches a girl on a tram. Only when he exits the tram, and its too late, does he realize that he must meet her. (imdb)
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Welcome to the Punch
When a notorious criminal is forced to return to London, it gives a detective one last chance to take down the man he's always been after. (imdb)
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Fresh
Frustrated by scrolling dating apps only to end up on lame, tedious dates, Noa takes a chance by giving her number to the awkwardly charming Steve after a produce-section meet-cute at the grocery store.
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Osama
A 12-year-old Afghan girl and her mother lose their jobs when the Taliban closes the hospital where they work. Feeling she has no choice, the mother disguises her daughter as a boy. Now called Osama, the girl embarks on a terrifying and confusing journey as she tries to keep the Taliban from finding out her true identity. (United Artists)
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Mr. Woodcock
Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher (Thornton), a man who made high school hell for generations of students. (imdb)
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The Lorax
A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world. (imdb)
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Tatt av kvinnen
A woman moves into a young man's home and starts to run his life -- a process that makes him fall hopelessly in love with her. (imdb)
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Dragonball Evolution
After training with the great Master Roshi (Yun-Fat Chow), powerful warrior Goku (Justin Chatwin) fights to protect the planet from the evil Lord Piccolo (James Marsters), who is determined to conquer the universe by collecting the seven mystical Dragon Balls. Based on the hugely popular anime series, James Wong's live-action film follows Goku's thrilling adventures and incredible battles against dangerous alien adversaries. netflix.com
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God\
A guy named Mickey gets in over his head when he tries to cover-up the accidental death of his stepson.
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