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Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (imdb)

When Zak (Bradford) discovers a high-tech watch that speeds up his body's molecules so that the rest of the world seems frozen in time, it's like having the ultimate super power -- until he winds up in a true race against time! (Nickelodeon)

Mary Lou Maloney was Hamilton High's Prom Queen of 1957. She also did what she wanted when she wanted, including jilting her boyfriend at the prom. After being killed in a fire accident that very night she returns 30 years later for revenge. (doctor 7)

When a poor college student who cracks an online poker game goes bust, he arranges a face-to-face with the man he thinks cheated him, a sly offshore entrepreneur. (imdb)

Bill Firpo has managed to stay honest, but can't help but be dragged into things by his larcenous brothers, the clever Dave and the kleptomaniac Alvin. (imdb)

Jarring, disturbing, and thoroughly disorienting, Der Nachtmahr is a psychophantasmagoric coming-of-age story about a teenage girl thrust into an unnaturally symbiotic relationship. (tiff.net)

Sophie is the survivor of Nazi concentration camps, who has found a reason to live in Nathan, a sparkling if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust (imdb)

Annie Oakley shoots some stuff.

A somewhat vulgar but dedicated painter searches for the perfect realization of his artistic vision, much to the chagrin of others. (imdb)

Stewie, the maniacal baby genius, is distracted from his plans for world domination after a near-death experience... (imdb)