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The Joke
In the 1950's, Ludvik Jahn was expelled from the Communist Party and the University by his fellow students... (imdb)
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Dead or Alive
Without a home and feeling no obligation to Japanese society or Yakuza, Ryuichi (Takeuchi Riki) and his small group decide to make their own place by trying to take over the Shinjuku underworld and the drug trade from Taiwan. As they plan an all-out-assault on the remaining Chinese and Japanese mafia kings, only Detective Jojima (Aikawa Sho) stands between them and complete domination. (imdb)
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The Valet
When billionaire Pierre Levasseur is snapped by a papparazzo with Elena, his dazzling, supermodel mistress, he tries to avoid a catastrophic divorce by coming up with an outrageous lie. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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The Muppets\
This version of The Wizard of Oz is played by the Muppets!
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Lower City
Lifelong friends Deco and Naldinho, who own a small steaming boat in Bahia, meet strip-dancer Karinna. Both men fall for her and their friendship is deeply shattered. (imdb)
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Heavy Traffic
Michael, a Jewish-Italian cartoonist with a black girlfriend tries to make it in New York City. (imdb)
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Amusement
Three women are stalked by a killer with a grudge that extends back to the girls' childhoods. (imdb)
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Assembly
War feasts upon death. Its greedy appetite carries away many a life on the battlefield, and soldiers must be ready to die at any time. Yet all these sacrifices can be given meaning and reason with honor... (imdb)
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Mike\
Mike's New Car (2002) - Short Film
Mike's bought a new 6-wheel-drive car, and he can't wait to show it off to Sulley. Only problem is, Mike hasn't exactly mastered the controls yet, and they're pretty complicated. (imdb)
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Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
After being evicted from Sesame Street, Big Bird begins a long adventure wandering the country. In the mean time, his friends search for him to bring him back. (imdb)
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