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Santa's daughter finds herself having to take over the family business. (imdb)

In the beach of Emeryville in San Francisco, during the shooting of Sans Soleil, Marker shoots works of unknown artists who uses things from the sea to build strange sculptures.

A pair of childhood friends end up falling for each other when they grow up.

An ex-UFC middleweight fighter ends up working at a rowdy bar in the Florida Keys where things are not as they seem. (imdb)

The story of a great king and his people, who will be expelled from their homeland and will aspire to claim it.

Trevor Reznik has not slept for a year. His every waking minute has become an unremitting nightmare of confusion, paranoia, guilt, anxiety and terror - each of which is part of an escalating series of clues that will lead to the source of his mysterious affliction. (Paramount Classics)

Andy Warhol directs a single 35-minute shot of a man's face to capture his facial expressions as he receives the sexual act depicted in the title. (imdb)

A policeman takes his twin brother's place and inherits his problems and a beautiful girlfriend. He is forced to kickbox his way from France to the U.S. and back while playing footsie with the FBI and Russian mafia. Not just muscles with a badge, the policeman must find the answers to some tough questions, none harder than what the heck is an accordian player doing in a sauna. (imdb)

A house is cursed by a vengeful ghost that dooms those who enter it with a violent death. (imdb)

Having been promised the 'trip' of a lifetime by their Irish friend and mushroom expert Jake, a group of American teenagers arrives in Ireland, keen for adventure. Despite Jake's warnings about the 'shrooms they shouldn't eat, things start to go horribly wrong and the teenagers suffer horrific visions. The panicked friends are attacked by ghostly creatures, never sure whether they are experiencing gruesome reality or startling hallucinations.