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The Spirit of Christmas
Four caroling children meet Jesus and Santa Claus and learn the true meaning of Christmas. (imdb)
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Chinese Take Away
The story of an encounter between Roberto and Jun, from China, who's been wandering the streets of Buenos Aires, lost and looking for his uncle. Roberto is a veteran of the Falkand Island War, and his life became stuck in a rut 20 years ago. He spends his days as a recluse in his house, without outside contact, until a strange event wakes him up and brings him back to life.
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Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Werner Herzog gains exclusive access to film inside the Chauvet caves of Southern France, capturing the oldest known pictorial creations of humankind in their astonishing natural setting. (imdb)
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It\
Now middle-aged, mobster Murray looks back at his humble beginnings as a bootlegger and his rise to becoming wealthy and highly influential. Through it he talks about how much of his success and happiness is due to the support of his "friend" Joe. Unfortunately the only one who blindly believes Joe is anything close to a friend is Murray, because it's obvious to everyone that Joe back-stabs him at every chance and is sleeping with his wife. (imdb)
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Sweet Bean
The "manager" of a pancake stall finds himself confronted with an odd but sympathetic elderly lady looking for work. A taste of her home-made bean jelly convinces him, starting a relationship that is about much more than just street food. (imdb)
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The Jerk
A complete imbecile struggles to make it through life on his own, until a strange invention makes him unbelievably wealthy. (imdb)
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9 rota
The film is based on a true story of the 9th company during the Soviet invasion in Afghanistan in the 1980's. (imdb)
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Cold Souls
An exploration of a man in search of his soul.
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Rembetiko
The story of a group of Rembetes, singers and musicians of the Greek equivalent to the blues, in the early decades of the 20th century, seen through the eyes of a young female singer (imdb)
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The Night Listener
In the midst of his crumbling relationship, a radio show host begins speaking to his biggest fan, a young boy, via the telephone. But when questions about the boy's identity come up, the host's life is thrown into chaos.
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