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A spoof of Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer," a strict piano teaching owl is cursed with a son who "loves to singa," but only jazz. (imdb)

A schizophrenic sadist by the name of Captain Howdy lures teens through the internet into his painful traps... (imdb)

A poor village under attack by bandits recruits seven unemployed samurai to help them defend themselves.

A film about the innocence and unconditional love that grows between a young boy and his grandmother. (Paramount Classics)

When his cattle drivers abandon him for the gold fields, rancher Wil Andersen is forced to take on a collection of young boys as his drivers in order to get his herd to market in time to avoid financial disaster (imdb)

A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper (Panettiere) - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.

Terence Davies looks back at his working-class upbringing in post-war Liverpool, centring on a household torn in two by a violent father (Peter Postlethwaite) who lurches from being loving to brutal within the blink of an eye... (channel4.com)

Based on the Walt Curtis autobiographical novel of the same name, Mala Noche is a story of amour fou. (imdb)

When an asteroid is headed for Earth the world's best deep core drilling team is sent to nuke the rock from the inside.

A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. (imdb)