Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

What do you do when you wake up and discover you've become a tyrannosaurus rex? Yesterday, all Michael thought about was getting a date with Tammy. Today, he has to be careful not to flatten the town just by walking through it! But his biggest problem is hiding his three-ton prehistoric body from a mad scientist who wants to make him extinct - permanently!

Three women set out to find eligible millionaires to marry, but find true love in the process. (imdb)

When investigative reporter Rowena Price learns that her friend's murder might be connected to powerful ad executive Harrison Hill, she goes undercover with the help of her associate Miles Hailey. Posing as Katherine, a temp at Hill's agency, and Veronica, a girl Hill flirts with online, Rowena surrounds her prey from all sides, only to discover that she isn't the only one changing identities.

Keira Knightley re-teams with director Joe Wright (Atonement) for this visionary adaptation of Leo Tolstoy's classic novel about a society woman torn between loyalty to her husband and the desires of her heart. (tiff.net)

A motivational speaker discovers that the inheritance his father left for him is in the form of an elephant. (imdb)

Follows a hotshot German photographer from Berlin who comes to Palermo because he needs to make a clean break from his past. In the city he meets a young woman and a completely different way of life. (movies.yahoo.com)

Franz "Fox" Biberkopf is a working-class guy, at loose ends when his lover is arrested and the police shutter their carnival booth... (imdb)

In the great cinematic tradition of "Road Trip" and "Dude, Where's My Car?" comes Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, which follows two likeable underdogs who set out on a Friday night quest to satisfy their craving for White Castle hamburgers and end up on an epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling and a wild road trip as un-PC as it gets. (New Line Cinema)

A follow up to 2008's Quarantine, this entry was directed by John Pogue and "picks up later that night at LAX, as passengers board a flight to Nashville. When a passenger becomes violently ill with a mysterious rabies-like virus, the plane makes an emergency landing at a large metropolitan airport. Jenny (Mercedes Masohn), a heroic yet inexperienced flight attendant, takes charge of the safety of her passengers. (imdb)

Kirpi Resat and Tahir Yaman are both stubborn enemies.