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When Thad goes pro into the NFL, he has a clean slate in life to start a new one.

Sauron's forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king. But can Aragorn (Mortensen) answer the call of his heritage and become what he was born to be? In no small measure, the fate of Middle-earth rests on his broad shoulders. (New Line Cinema)

Akko Kagari joins an academy for young witches after being inspired at a young age by a witch named Shiny Chariot.

An update to the cult favorite series from the 1960s about a government agent who is kidnapped and sent to a remote island known as "the Village". (imdb)

The Witch's Cradle is an unfinished Maya Deren film made in the Guggenheim Gallery during a surrealist "Art of this Century" exhibit. It was assembled long after her death by staffers within the preservation department at Anthology Film Archives. (All Movie Guide)

In the early 20th century, a young doctor arrives in a small Russian village around the time of the Russian Revolution to work in the local hospital.

A year in the life of Alice Klieg, a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder who wins Mega-millions, quits her meds and buys her own talk show. (imdb)

A drama that is centered around a troubled teenage girl and a family that is trying to get over the loss of their son. (imdb)

Trapped in an isolated gas station by a veracious Splinter parasite that transforms its still living victims into deadly hosts, a young couple and an escaped convict must find a way to work together to survive this primal terror.

A critical spoof on kids TV shows.