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A short film about a woman who finds some hair in the plug-hole of her kitchen sink and becomes obsessed with it.

A tour is taken into the Zion archives, where the history of the real world and the rise of the machines is shown to viewers. (imdb)

Fantasy adventure about the arrival of Buddhism in China. When the Goddess of Happiness tosses the Longevity Monk and his disciples out of heaven (because the Monkey King tried to attain immortality), the Monkey King is reincarnated as the Joker. He now spends his time chasing two jealous women. When one of them is dying, the Joker goes back in time in an attempt to save her. (imdb)

Raimund Gregorius, a Swiss Professor abandons his lectures and buttoned-down, life to embark on a thrilling adventure that will take him on a journey to the very heart of himself. (imdb)

The world's top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time. (imdb)

Mr. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing a troubled teenage girl (imdb)

A paraplegic computer engineer that moves in a wheelchair and works in his basement starts hearing noises and voices of bank-robbers. (imdb)

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images. (imdb)

In a city where fire, water, land, and air residents live together, a fiery young woman named Ember Lumen and a go-with-the-flow guy named Wade Ripple meet and fall in love, despite their opposing elements. Ember struggles to control her fiery temper, while Wade is always up for an adventure. When their worlds collide, they must learn to work together to save the city and discover that they have more in common than they thought.

Lord Bluebeard is looking for a woman to become his eighth wife, as his first seven wives have all passed away. His great wealth persuades one father to give his daughter's hand to him. She reluctantly marries him, and after a lavish wedding feast she begins her new life in his castle. One day as Bluebeard is going away on a journey, he warns his wife never to go into a certain room. When her curiosity finally gets the best of her, she realizes that she has placed herself in great danger. (imdb)