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Nosferatu
Vampire Count Orlok expresses interest in a new residence and real estate agent Hutter's wife.
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His Dark Materials
Two children embark on a magical adventure through parallel universes.
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Coup de torchon
1938, in a French african colony. Lucien Cordier is the cop of this village, populated with blacks and a few whites (usually dumb, racialist and lustful) (imdb)
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Needful Things
Leland Gaunt comes to Sheriff Alan Pangborn's pleasant little New England town, and opens a store. What this kindly Satan sells is whatever you need, from a surcease from pain to an object which you have always coveted. (imdb)
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Sanatorium pod klepsydra
Set in pre- World War II era. A young man is on a strange train to see his dying father in a sanatorium. But the place is going to ruin and recalls a lot of memories from the past. He is beset by soldiers from the past, colonial black mercenaries, girls from his early life, and his parents. It is an interior adventure, with unusual atmospheric flair and extraordinary sets. (imdb)
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Freddy\
Freddy Krueger returns once again to haunt both the dreams of his daughter and Springwood's last surviving teenager. (imdb)
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The Pride of the Yankees
The story of the life and career of the famed baseball player, Lou Gehrig. (imdb)
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Mesrine: Public Enemy #1
The story of notorious French gangster Jacques Mesrine.
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Million Dollar Baby
Frankie Dunn has trained and managed some incredible fighters during a lifetime spent in the ring. The most important lesson he teaches his boxers is the one that rules life: above all, always protect yourself. In the wake of a painful estrangement from his daughter, Frankie has been unwilling to let himself get close to anyone for a very long time... (imdb)
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
The screamer sequel to the blood-chilling box office hit "I Know What You Did Last Summer." (Sony)
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