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F is for Family
A lower middle class family living in the 1970s. Based on comedian Bill Burr's childhood.
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Brideshead Revisited
Brideshead Revisited (1981) - TV Mini-Series
Two young men from different backgrounds meet and become friends at Oxford.
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Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Blasting off where the Sci-Fi Channel's longest running show, Stargate SG-1, left off, this thrilling feature thrusts the Stargate team - Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks), Vala (Claudia Black), Teal'c (Christopher Judge), Sam (Amanda Tapping) and Cam (Ben Browder) - into their biggest challenge yet... (imdb)
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Alien Autopsy
Humouristic reconstruction of the 1995 scandal when two British lads where accused of having faked a documentary from the Roswell incident in 1947. (imdb)
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Hostel: Part III
Hostel: Part III (2011) - Direct-to-Video
While attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas, four friends are enticed by two sexy escorts to join them at a private party way off the Strip. Once there, they are horrified to find themselves the subjects of a perverse game of torture, where members of the Elite Hunting Club are hosting the most sadistic show in town.
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A Game with Stones
Shows stones dripping out of a faucet every quarter hour and doing a series of wacky dances, contortions, and whatnot. (IMDB Comments)
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Shaolin
China is plunged into strife as feuding warlords try to expand their power by warring over neighboring lands. Fueled by his success on the battlefield, young and arrogant Hao Jie sneers at Shaolin's masters when he beats one of them in a duel. But the pride comes before a fall. When his own family is wiped out by a rival warlord, Hao is forced to take refuge with the monks. (imdb)
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No Country for Old Men
Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande. (imdb)
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (imdb)
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Wagons East
In the 1860's Wild West, when a ragged bunch of misfit settlers decide they cannot stand living in their current situation, they hire a grizzled cowboy to take them on a journey back to their hometowns east. (imdb)
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