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G.I. Joe: The Movie
G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) - Direct-to-Video
The G.I. Joe force must oppose a Cobra organization that has secretly allied with a subterranean reptilian who were their founders. (imdb)
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Blue Steel
A female rookie in the police force engages in a cat and mouse game with a pistol wielding psychopath who becomes obsessed with her. (imdb)
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Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
Entirely set on and around a tree-lined lake where a tiny Buddhist monastery floats on a raft amidst a breath-taking landscape, this film is divided into five segments with each season representing a stage in a man's life. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Triangle of Sadness
A pair of models find themselves at a crossroads in their careers.
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Head Over Heels
Amanda Pierce is from Iowa and works as a restorer of Renascence paints of the New York Metropolitan Museum. She has just finished another frustrating relationship, when she found her boy-friend with a model on her bed. She decides to move and share a flat with four stupid but nice super-models. She meets Jim Winston, who lives in front of her window. She falls in love with him. One day, she sees Jim killing a woman - Megan O'Brien - through her window and Amanda and her four roommates decide to investigate what really happened. (imdb)
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Kundun
The incredible true story of one of the world's most fascinating leaders -- Tibet's Dali Lama and his daring struggle to rule a nation at one of the most challenging times in its history.
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Root of All Evil?
This documentary which is made for tv by Richard Dawkins; has two parts, The God Delusion and The Virus of Faith, provides a view at religion and its inconsistencies.
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Female Trouble
A spoiled schoolgirl runs away from home, gets pregnant while hitchhiking, and ends up as a fashion model for a pair of beauticians who like to photograph women committing crimes. (imdb)
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Upgrade
Set in the near-future, technology controls nearly all aspects of life. But when Grey, a self-identified technophobe, has his world turned upside down, his only hope for revenge is an experimental computer chip implant called Stem. (imdb)
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The Eye
A supernatural thriller, which has redefined fear for Western audiences by offering a glimpse into Eastern rituals and attitudes surrounding death. (Fortissimo Films)
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