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Woody Allen plays as bookseller-turned-pimp to John Turturro's middle-aged neophyte hustler, in actor-writer-director Turturro's inspired left-field comedy. The premise is as inspired as it is absurd, and Turturro carries it off with his own affecting and surprisingly romantic vision of New York City. (tiff.net)

Follows four friends and their antics during their final years of school. (imdb)

A police drama about a veteran officer (Washington) who escorts a rookie (Hawke) on his first day with the LAPD's tough inner-city narcotics unit. (Warner Bros.)

In the civil wars of 16th century Japan, two ambitious peasants want to make their fortunes. The potter Genjuro intends to sell his wares for vast profits in the local city, while his brother-in-law Tobei wishes to become a samurai (imdb)

When a young doctor suspects she may not be alone in her new Brooklyn loft, she learns that her landlord has formed a frightening obsession with her.

Musical about a widow who accepts a job as a live-in governess of the King of Siam's children. (imdb)

The Minivers, an English "middle-class" family experience life in the first months of World War II. (imdb)

A dark revenge tale about Las Vegas middle school science teacher (Robinson) whose beloved wife (Elizabeth) witnesses an execution in the desert and is then targeted for death by the mobster who committed it, notorious Vegas crime lord Jimmy Dolan. Dolan's vast wealth stems from his human trafficking operations. Dolan succeeds in having Elizabeth killed before she can testify against him. Without a witness to the murders, Dolan goes free, and Robinson must avenge Elizabeth's death on his own. (imdb)

A group of explorers make use of a newly discovered wormhole to surpass the limitations on human space travel and conquer the vast distances involved in an interstellar voyage. (imdb)

When three college pals hit the road to compete in a big-time beer pong tournament, their trip morphs into an odyssey through such perils of the highway as a gun-wielding hitchhiker babe, three lovely strippers and a busload of other busty beauties. Will these sirens lead the boys astray, or can they make the tourney in time to win beer pong glory? Steve Rash directs and Preston Jones stars in this sequel to the 2000 smash hit Road Trip. (netflix.com)