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House II: The Second Story
The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corposes and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers. (imdb)
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Jane the Virgin
A young, devout woman discovers that she was accidentally artificially inseminated. (imdb)
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Mad About You
Mad About You (1992) - TV Series
Light television comedy featuring Paul and Jaime Buchman as a recently married couple in New York City. They point out the gentle humor of domesticity and in the everyday situations of life. (imdb)
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The Menu
A young couple travel to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu, with some shocking surprises. (imdb)
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Resident Evil: Afterlife
The Undead Apocalypse continues unabated as super-soldier Alice (Milla Jovovich) finds her way to a supposed sanctuary in Los Angeles, which may just be a deadly trap set for her by the ruthless Umbrella Corporation. The fourth film in Paul W.S. Anderson's blood-soaked saga finds Alice teaming up with Claire (Ali Larter) and Chris (Wentworth Miller) and a handful of stragglers to save what's left of humanity.
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George Carlin: Back in Town
George Carlin brings his comedy stylings to the Beacon theater in New York City. He rants about Abortion, The death penalty, prison farms, fart jokes, free floating hostility and words. (imdb)
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Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her
An anthology of five loosely connected stories dealing with a variety of very different women in dealing with their own life problems... (imdb)
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Crashing
Crashing (2016) - TV Series
A new comedy series following the lives of six 20- and 30-somethings living together as property guardians of a large, disused hospital. (imdb)
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Troll 2
A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile man-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare... (imdb)
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The Mighty Boosh
Vince Noir and Howard Moon have surreal adventures while working at a Zoo run by the deranged Bob Fossil (in series 1) and pursuing a career as musicians and living with the mystic Naboo the Enigma and his ape familiar Bollo (in series 2 and 3). (imdb)
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