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The Expendables 2
Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. (imdb)
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Hasta la Vista!
Three disabled friends want to get laid in Punta del Cielo, Spain. Together with a female busdriver they make a trip from belgium to there.
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Ballast
A drama set in the Mississippi delta, where one man's suicide affects three people's lives.
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Better Off Ted
In a science-based company, a manager tries to keep control of his scientists while being pressured by his shrewd boss. (imdb)
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School of Rock
Hell raising guitarist with delusions of grandeur Dewey Finn (Black) has been kicked out of his band. Desperate for work, he impersonates a substitute teacher and turns a class of fifth grade high-achievers into high-voltage rock and rollers. (Paramount)
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Baby Boom
The life of super-yuppie J.C. is thrown into turmoil when she inherits a baby from a distant relative. (imdb)
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9½ Weeks
An erotic story about a woman, the assistant of an art gallery, who gets into an impersonal affaire with a man... (imdb)
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The Ghost Writer
A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former British prime minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in risk.
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The Longest Yard
The story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro who are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite another way.
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Dogfight
1963, the night before the 18 years old "Birdlace" Eddie and his friends are shipped to Vietnam. (imdb)
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