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A Cure for Wellness
Tells the story of an employee (DeHaan) who is sent to rescue his boss from a European "wellness spa" but soon realizes he's trapped, and discovers that the facility has a more sinister purpose than just serving the health needs of its patients. (movieinsider.com)
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La Ciénaga
Chekhov in contemporary Argentina. Mecha and Gregorio are at their rundown country place near La Ciénaga with their teen children. It's hot. The adults drink constantly; Mecha cuts herself, engendering a trip to the hospital and a visit from her son José. A cousin, Tali, brings her children. The kids are on their own, sunbathing by the filthy pool, dancing in town, running in the hills with shotguns, driving cars without licenses... (imdb)
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Real Women Have Curves
The story of Ana (Ferrera), a first generation Mexican-American teenager torn between her mainstream ambitions and her cultural heritage. (HBO Films)
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Dead Calm
After a tragedy, John Ingram and his wife Rae are spending some time isolated at sea, when they come across a stranger who has abandoned a sinking ship. (imdb)
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Den 12. mann
They were 12 saboteurs. The Nazis killed 11 of them. This is the true story of the one who got away... (imdb)
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Beef
Beef (2023) - TV Mini-Series
Two people let a road rage incident burrow into their minds and slowly consume their every thought and action.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Alice, having survived the previous installment of the Nightmare series, finds the deadly dreams of Freddy Krueger starting once again... (imdb)
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The Adjustment Bureau
A congressman (Matt Damon) who's a rising star on the political scene finds himself entranced by a beautiful ballerina (Emily Blunt), but mysterious circumstances ensure that their love affair is predestined to be a non-starter. Screenwriter George Nolfi (The Bourne Ultimatum) makes his directorial debut with this romantic adaptation of Philip K. Dick's classic sci-fi short story "Adjustment Team."
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My Sister\
Anna Fitzgerald looks to earn medical emancipation from her parents who until now have relied on their youngest child to help their leukemia-stricken daughter Kate remain alive. (imdb)
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The Ones Below
A couple expecting their first child discover an an unnerving difference between themselves and the couple living in the flat below them who are also having a baby. (imdb)
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