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A Series of Unfortunate Events
After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
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Death Race 2000
A champion of a brutal cross-country car race of the future where pedestrians are run down for points... (imdb)
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Teenagers from Outer Space
50's horror movie about Martians invading earth to grow their "Gargon Herd" (actually over-sized lobsters). The hero, Derek, realizes that there is intelligent life on Earth and decides to warn the humans. Eventually he sacrifices himself to destroy the incoming herds of Gargon's and save Earth. (imdb)
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The Golden Child
A private detective specializing in missing children is charged with the task of finding a special child that dark forces want to eliminate. (imdb)
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Starting Out in the Evening
An ambitious graduate student convinces a writer that her thesis can resurrect his career. (imdb)
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Zootopia
In the animal city of Zootopia, which is populated by mammals, birds, fish, Invertebrates, reptiles, amphibians, Primates, Marine Mammals, dinosaurs, Arthropods, Insects, Mollusks, annelids, Echinoderms and Arachnids a fast-talking fox who's trying to make it big goes on the run when he's framed for a crime he didn't commit. Zootopia's top cop, a self-righteous rabbit, is hot on his tail, but when both become targets of a conspiracy, they're forced to team up. (Walt Disney Animation Studios)
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
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The Hebrew Hammer
By creating The Hebrew Hammer, writer/director Kesselman has brought to life a character rarely seen in Hollywood or off-Hollywood films: a sexy and powerful Jewish action hero. (ContentFilm)
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Beavis and Butt-Head
Animated MTV series about two teen aged heavy-metal music fans who occasionally do idiotic things because they are bored. For them, everything is "cool" or "sucks." (imdb)
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Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Ten years after conquering the Earth, ape leader Caesar wants the ruling apes and enslaves humans to live in peace. But warning factions of apes led by a militant gorilla general as well as various human groups threaten the stability. (imdb)
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