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When Jason Bourne is framed for a botched CIA operation he is forced to take up his former life as a trained assassin to survive.

A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort. (imdb)

Fuu, a waitress who works in a teahouse, rescues two master swordsmen, Mugen and Jin, from their execution to help her find the "samurai who smells of sunflowers." (imdb)

Dirty Harry Callahan must stop a sick secret contest to murder local celebrities, which includes himself as a target. (imdb)

An incompetent, immature, and dimwitted heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his stepmother (imdb)

Four stand-ups talk about comedy, stand-up and their moments.

In a small town, a brewing romantic rivalry with a local tough and a schoolteacher culminates in a terrifying ride in the night. (imdb)

A bored, married suburbanite journeys to the city and carries on an affair with a nightclub dancer. He treats one of the dancer's other suitors rather roughly, who turns out to be a cameraman. Complications ensue. This was one of Starewicz's first animated films, and stars very realistic animated beetles.

A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away -- where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met -- he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love. (imdb)

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies. (imdb)