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A man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree. (imdb)

Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power. (imdb)

No-nonsense comic Bill Burr takes the stage in Nashville and riffs on fast food, overpopulation, dictators and gorilla sign language. (netflix.com)

Elle Woods (Witherspoon) has it all. She's the president of her sorority, a Hawaiian Tropic girl, Miss June in her campus calendar, and, above all, a natural blonde. She dates the cutest fraternity boy on campus and wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. But, there's just one thing stopping Warner (Davis) from popping the question: Elle is TOO blonde. So, when Warner packs up for Harvard Law and reunites with an old sweetheart from prep school, Elle rallies all her resources and gets into Harvard, determined to win him back. (MGM)

The true story of how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up within the local Catholic Archdiocese, shaking the entire Catholic Church to its core. (imdb)

Collin, during the last days of his parole, moves boxes out of houses with his friend Miles, navigating through a series of tense situations in their neighbourhood involving race and violence.

A hapless young Viking who aspires to hunt dragons becomes the unlikely friend of a young dragon himself, and learns there may be more to the creatures than he assumed.

In a remote town in Iceland, Police desperately try to solve a crime as a powerful storm descends upon the town.

King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles (imdb)

A man attempts to rescue his sister who's been kidnapped by a religious cult. (imdb)