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Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror! (imdb)

A struggling actress and her novelist lover each illustrate the struggle and deconstruction of their love affair. (imdb)

The show centers on Warwick Davis in his day-to-day life, complete with the frustrations he faces. (imdb)

Daffy Duck plays a western hero, but things don't go as he hoped in a one horse town. (imdb)

Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (imdb)

Two strangers' lives become inextricably bound together after a devastating plane crash.

Farmer Vincent kidnaps unsuspecting travellers and is burying them in his garden. Unfortunately for his victims, they are not dead. He feeds his victims to prepare them for his roadside stand. His motto is: It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters. The movie is gory, but is also a parody of slasher movies like Last House on the Left. (imdb)

The original 70's TV family is now placed in the 1990's, where they're even more square and out of place than ever. (imdb)

Against a plain, unchanging blue screen, a densely interwoven soundtrack of voices, sound effects and music attempt to convey a portrait of Derek Jarman's experiences with AIDS, both literally and allegorically, together with an exploration of the meanings associated with the colour blue. (imdb)

A man wanders into a seemingly deserted town with his young son in search of work. But after a bit of bad luck, he joins the town's population of lost souls. (imdb)