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The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
A writer is stalked by a serial killer after witnessing a murder attempt on one woman's life. (imdb)
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Blame It on Rio
Best friends and their daughters holiday in Rio only for one to fall for the other's daughter. (imdb)
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe (imdb)
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The Draughtsman\
An English noblewoman employs a haughty artist to paint portraits of her husband's estate in exchange for sex... (imdb)
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Code Unknown
Jean, a farm lad, wants to escape his silent father; he runs to Paris to his older brother, Georges, who's away covering the war in Kosovo. Angry, he throws a bag of half-eaten pastry into a beggar's lap. Amadou, a young Franco-African, berates him. The police arrive, arrest Amadou and deport the beggar. Georges's girlfriend Anne is upset; it colors her relationship with Georges when he returns from the war. Separate lives intersect for the one moment, around the pastry bag, and all are altered. (imdb)
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Vortex
The last days of an elderly couple stricken by dementia. (imdb)
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Kramer vs. Kramer
A just divorced man must learn to care for his son on his own, and then must fight in court to keep custody of him. (imdb)
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Rurouni Kenshin
The film focuses on fictional events that take place during the early Meiji period in Japan, telling the story of a wanderer named Himura Kenshin, formerly known as the assassin "Hitokiri Batt?sai". After participating in the Bakumatsu war, Kenshin wanders the countryside of Japan offering protection and aid to those in need as atonement for the murders he once committed as an assassin. (en.wikipedia.org)
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Doctor Who
Doctor Who (2005) - TV Series
In 2005, the BBC relaunched Doctor Who after a 16-year absence from episodic television, with Russell T Davies, Julie Gardner and Mal Young as executive producers, Phil Collinson as producer, and Christopher Eccleston taking the lead role of the Ninth Doctor. (en.wikipedia.org)
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The Nest
Life for an entrepreneur and his American family begin to take a twisted turn after moving into an English country manor. (imdb)
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