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Haywire
A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission. (imdb)
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The Fear of 13
After more than 20 years on death row, a convicted murderer petitions the court asking to be executed. But as he tells his story, it gradually becomes clear that nothing is quite what it seems. This film is a stylistically daring experiment in storytelling, in effect a one-man play constructed from a four-day interview. (bbc.co.uk)
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Two for the Money
Two For the Money is a drama of high stakes set in the adrenalized world of wheeler-dealers whose fortunes are won and lost betting on sports. Matthew McConaughey stars as Brandon Lang, a former college football star whose uncanny ability to predict the outcome of a makes him a prime candidate for recruitment by Walter Abrams (Pacino), the head of one of the biggest sports consulting operations in the country. (Universal)
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Geronimo: An American Legend
The Apache Indians have reluctantly agreed to settle on a US Government approved reservation. Not all the Apaches are able to adapt to the life of corn farmers. One in particular, Geronimo, is restless. Pushed over the edge by broken promises and necessary actions by the government, Geronimo and thirty or so other warriors form an attack team which humiliates the government by evading capture, while reclaiming what is rightfully theirs. (imdb)
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The Women
Wealthy Mary Haines is unaware her husband is having an affair with shopgirl Crystal Allen. Sylvia Fowler... (imdb)
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Yes Man
A guy challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.
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Rivers and Tides: Andy Goldsworthy Working with Time
Portrait of Andy Goldsworthy, an artist whose specialty is ephemeral sculptures made from elements of nature. (imdb)
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Lunacy
The latest provocation from surrealist master Jan Svankmajer is based on two short stories by Edgar Allan Poe and inspired by the works of the Marquis de Sade. Lunacy combines live action and stop-motion, sex and violence, grand guignol terror and gallows humor, and a lot of animated meat. (Zeitgeist Films)
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being
In 1968, a Czech doctor with an active sex life meets a woman who wants monogamy, and then the Soviet invasion further disrupts their lives. (imdb)
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Van Wilder: Freshman Year
This prequel to National Lampoon's cult hit Van Wilder takes us to the beginning of young Van's (Jonathan Bennett) college career and reveals how the charismatic slacker became the indomitable party animal we've come to know and love. Shocked by the conservative environment of his new school, Van sets out to liberate the student body from the iron fist of the domineering Coolidge College dean (Kurt Fuller). (netflix.com)
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