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While on a grand world tour, The Muppets find themselves wrapped into an European jewel-heist caper headed by a Kermit the Frog look-alike and his dastardly sidekick. (imdb)

Four erotic tales from in various historical eras... (imdb)

A group of men who were clearing bush for the government arrive back in town, claiming that their friend was abducted by aliens... (imdb)

Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle race to break Babe Ruth's single-season home run record. (imdb)

The ancient vampire Count Dracula arrives in England and begins to prey upon the virtuous young Mina

A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.

A lonely American woman unexpectedly finds romance in Venice, Italy. (imdb)

The mysterious and charismatic Russian-born Nikolai Luzhin is a driver for one of London's most notorious organized crime families of Eastern European origin. The family is part of the Vory V Zakone criminal brotherhood. Headed by Semyon--whose courtly charm as the welcoming proprietor of the plush Trans-Siberian restaurant impeccably masks a cold, brutal core--the family is tested by Semyon's volatile son and enforcer, Kirill, who is more tightly bound to Nikolai than to his own father. (Focus Features)

Friends With Money examines the shifting relationships between four women who have been friends all of their adult lives. Now as they settle into their early middle age, their friendship is increasingly challenged by the ever-growing disparity in their individual degrees of financial comfort. (imdb)

In the frozen East Coast winter, Rebecca is withering away in a life of cocktail parties and lonely nights as the sheltered, soft-spoken wife of a successful doctor. Across the country in sun-drenched, arid New Mexico, charismatic ex-con Dylan is struggling to find his footing and a fresh start. When these polar opposites realize they share an inexplicable connection, a unique metaphysical romance begins. (Tribeca Film Festival)