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The Strain
The Strain (2014) - TV Series
A thriller that tells the story of Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, the head of the Center for Disease Control Canary Team in New York City. He and his team are called upon to investigate a mysterious viral outbreak with hallmarks of an ancient and evil strain of vampirism. As the strain spreads, Eph, his team, and an assembly of everyday New Yorkers, wage war for the fate of humanity itself. (FX)
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Saturno contro
Director Ferzan Ozpetek returns to familiar grounds for Saturno contro, yet another exploration of love both straight and gay in the Italian capital. (european-films.net)
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Starship Troopers
From the bridge of the Fleet Battlestation Ticonderoga, with its sweeping galactic views, to the desolate terrain of planet Klendathu, teeming with shrieking, fire-spitting, brain-sucking special effects creatures, acclaimed director Paul Verhoven crafts a dazzling epic based on Robert A. Heinlein's classic sci-fi adventure. Courageous soldiers travel to the distant and desolate Klendathu system for the ultimate showdown between the species. (Sony)
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Aftersun
Sophie reflects on the shared joy and private melancholy of a holiday she took with her father twenty years earlier. Memories real and imagined fill the gaps between as she tries to reconcile the father she knew with the man she didn't.
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The Night Eats The World
The morning after a party, a young man wakes up to find Paris invaded by zombies. (imdb)
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Çatlak
When he was working in the UK, Fatih borrowed a lot of money from his friend Ayhan to send to his family back in Turkey. Fatih has since returned to Turkey and the debt remains unpaid. Ayhan visits Fatih and politely asks for the money back. Ayhan’s request lights a slow-burning fuse in the family.
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Vampires Suck
From the creators of Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans comes a spoof of pop culture and teenage vampire movies starring Jenn Proske as Becca, a high schooler who must choose between two hunky boys who both have killer smiles. While surrounded by vampires, werewolves (wereChihuahuas, anyone?) and gossipy teens with their own romantic dilemmas, the neurotic Becca also copes with her overprotective father and the school's impending prom.
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7 kocali Hürmüz
An expressionist and self conscious version of classical Turkish musical. A woman with 7 husband during the Ottoman era.
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Delicacies of Molten Horror Synapse
It begins like many of his hand painted films do but the usual dense array of colors and shapes dulls and not as mobile. When it starts to take shape a nice effect takes place with the shapes coming apart as ghosted duplicates slowly rise toward the top of the frame. The film is about to have an out-of-body experience, and detaches from itself nicely. (cantstopthemovies.com)
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Wimbledon
A sweet and funny tale of romance across the net between an unlucky wild card player and an American star at Wimbledon.
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