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My Bodyguard
When a boy comes to a new school and gets harassed by a bully, he acquires the services of the school's most feared kid as a bodyguard. (imdb)
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Vortex
The last days of an elderly couple stricken by dementia. (imdb)
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Hard Times
In the depression, Chaney, a strong silent streetfighter, joins with Speed, a promoter of no-holds-barred street boxing bouts... (imdb)
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Return of the Living Dead Part II
Curious kids unearth the barrels that helped revive the dead of the first film, which proves the second time's an undead charm. (imdb)
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The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
As a result of an arctic nuclear test, a carnivorous dinosaur thaws out and starts making its way down the east coast of North America... (imdb)
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Super High Me
Determined to find out the true effects of marijuana on the human body, stand-up comedian and former Stoner of the Year Doug Benson documents his experience avoiding pot for 30 days and then consuming massive amounts of the drug for 30 days. More than just an amusing story of one man's quest to get superhigh, this documentary also examines the hotly contested debate over medical marijuana use. (imdb)
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Our Flag Means Death
The year is 1717. Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnet has a midlife crisis and decides to blow up his cushy life to become a pirate. It does not go well. Based on a true story.
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Big Fish
A heartwarming journey that delves deep into a fabled relationship between a father and his son.
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Fierce People
A mother and her son (whose father is an anthropologist in South America), stay at a rich friend's place for the summer. Both get involved in this 'upper class' scene, which has some surprising twists and turns.
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Sneaky Pete
Sneaky Pete (2015) - TV Series
A con man (Giovanni Ribisi) on the run from a vicious gangster takes cover from his past by assuming the identity of his prison cellmate, Pete, "reuniting" with Pete's estranged family, a colorful, dysfunctional group that threatens to drag him into a world just as dangerous as the one he's trying to escape - and, just maybe, give him a taste of the loving family he's never had.
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