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Dow Rahehal Baraye yek Massaleh
like a deadpan, Bressonian staging of one of Laurel and Hardy's epic grudge matches... (girishshambu.com)
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Nagareru
Otsuta is running the geisha house Tsuta in Tokyo. Her business is heavily in debt. Her daughter Katsuyo doesn't see any future in her mothers trade in the late days of Geisha. But Otsuta will not give up. This film portraits the day time life of geisha when not entertaining customers. (imdb)
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The Great Train Robbery
In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train. (imdb)
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I Love Lucy
I Love Lucy (1951) - TV Series
A daffy woman constantly strives to become a star along with her bandleader husband and gets herself in the strangest situations. (imdb)
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Sirens
When a painting is termed blasphemous, a young minister and his wife visit the artist... and the three sexually playful models living with him. (imdb)
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Without Remorse
John Clark, a Navy SEAL, goes on a path to avenge his wife's murder only to find himself inside of a larger conspiracy. (imdb)
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Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
A look at the impact of the retail giant on local communities. (imdb)
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Men
A young woman goes on a solo vacation to the English countryside after the death of her ex-husband. (imdb)
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What Just Happened
Two weeks in the life of a fading Hollywood producer (De Niro) who's having a rough time trying to get his new picture made.
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The House of the Devil
In the 1980s, college student Samantha Hughes takes a strange babysitting job that coincides with a full lunar eclipse. She slowly realizes her clients harbor a terrifying secret; they plan to use her in a satanic ritual. (imdb)
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