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Magician Presto DiGiotagione is famous for a hat trick, but his partner, a rabbit named Alec, is being uncooperative unless he gets his carrot.

A novelist and a young horror fan attempt to save a small New England town which has been invaded by vampires. (imdb)

A waifish prostitute wanders the streets of Rome looking for true love but finding only heartbreak. (imdb)

A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as "The Agency" to kill targets for cash.

A divorced New Yorker currently dating a high-schooler brings himself to look for love in the mistress of his best friend instead (imdb)

A Hawaiian girl adopts an unusual pet who is actually an notorious extra-terrestrial fugitive from the law. (imdb)

It's been five years since everything was awesome and the citizens are facing a huge new threat: LEGO DUPLO invaders from outer space, wrecking everything faster than they can rebuild. (imdb)

In an instant, Chris Cole (Whalberg) rockets to the dizzying heights of sudden stardom, rising from devotee to icon, from the ultimate rock fan to the ultimate rock god -- the wanna-be who got to be. So what happens when an average guy gets everything he wants...and discovers it's not enough? (Warner Bros.)

A frustrated composer finds fulfillment as a high school music teacher. (imdb)

The story of "Cinderella" follows the fortunes of young Ella whose merchant father remarries following the tragic death of her mother. Keen to support her loving father, Ella welcomes her new stepmother Lady Tremaine and her daughters Anastasia and Drizella into the family home. But, when Ella's father suddenly and unexpectedly passes away, she finds herself at the mercy of a jealous and cruel new family. (imdb)