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Captain Ron
A family in Chicago inherits the yacht formerly owned by Clark Gable. They decide to sail it from the island of Ste. Pomme de Terre to Miami (imdb)
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The Tomorrow War
A man is drafted to fight in a future war where the fate of humanity relies on his ability to confront his past. (imdb)
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There Was a Crooked Man...
Charm, intelligence and succes in criminal career doesn't prevent Paris Pitman Jr. to start doing ten years in territory prison. However, those years should pass quickly because of an enormous loot previously stashed away. New idealistic warden would only make Pitman think of getting his fortyne even sooner. (imdb)
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Barefoot Gen
A boy and his family struggle to survive in Hiroshima in the waning days of WWII. Then the bomb hits and horror ensues.
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Mannequin: On the Move
Once upon a time, the prince of kingdom Hauptman-Koenig was deeply in love with the farmer's daughter Jessie. But his mother didn't approve this and cursed her to stiffen to a statue for 1000 years. Now, almost 1000 years later, she's brought to a department store for an exhibition. (imdb)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
A radio host (Caroline Williams) is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall (Dennis Hopper) hunts them (imdb)
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Louder Than Bombs
The fractious family of a father and his two sons confront their different feelings and memories of their deceased wife and mother, a famed war photographer. (imdb)
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Baskets
Baskets (2016) - TV Series
After failing at a prestigious French clowning college, Chip Baskets looks to keep his dream of becoming a professional clown alive. (imdb)
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War Machine
An absurdist war story for our times, writer-director David Michôd (Animal Kingdom) recreates a U.S. General's roller-coaster rise and fall as part reality, part savage parody - raising the specter of just where the line between them lies today. His is an exploration of a born leader's ultra-confident march right into the dark heart of folly.
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Sevkat Yerimdar
Poor guy Sevkat meets his deceased father's childhood friend who is a very rich man. Later, he falls in love with this man's arrogant and stuck-up daughter. He is now stuck between his love and the reality that the rich girl and the poor guy can't be together.
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