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A richly literate film noir about King David (DMX), a hard-boiled, stylish criminal who returns to his hometown seeking redemption and finding only violent death. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

The epic tale of child sold into slavery who grows into a man who seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe (imdb)

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Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable...and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City...and maybe the world. But he is not alone. (Warner Bros.)

The movie deals with the championship-winning German soccer team of 1954. Its story is linked with two others: The family of a young boy is split due to the events in World War II, and the father returns from Russia after eleven years. His problems in getting back to normal life are shown, with references to his children and wife. The second story is about a reporter and his wife reporting from the tournament. (imdb)

An elderly bank robber, who had managed to escape from prison over a dozen times in his life before moving to a retirement community, looks to spice things up with another heist. (imdb)

A young boy who loves to play soccer. (imdb)

The Muppet character tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve. (imdb)

New year, new jokes, classic Louis. Comedy star Louis C.K. is back with his take on the misery and hilarity of life in 2017. (netflix)

Vin Diesel reprises his star-making role of enigmatic anti-hero Richard B. Riddick in this sci-fi action-adventure epic.