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The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
The Guardians of the Galaxy celebrate Christmas and set out to Earth to find Peter Quill the best present.
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The Mask
An ancient mask transforms a mild-mannered bank clerk.
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The Thing from Another World
Scientist at an Arctic research station discover a spacecraft buried in the ice. (imdb)
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The Long Good Friday
Harold, a prosperous English gangster, is about to close a lucrative new deal when bombs start showing up in very inconvenient places. A mysterious syndicate is trying to muscle in on his action, and Harold wants to know who they are. (imdb)
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Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam
Superman finds a foe who may be too powerful even for him to defeat in the murderous Black Adam. Fortunately, Black Adam's real target is the Earth's Mightiest Mortal: Captain Marvel. (imdb)
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Assembly
War feasts upon death. Its greedy appetite carries away many a life on the battlefield, and soldiers must be ready to die at any time. Yet all these sacrifices can be given meaning and reason with honor... (imdb)
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Clerks II
The sequel picks up 10 years later. "It's about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex," Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. "It's: What happened to these dudes?" (imdb)
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20,000 Days on Earth
How old is a man who has lived 20,000 days? The debut feature film directed by visual artists Iain Forsyth & Jane Pollard combines drama and reality in a fictitious 24 hours in the life of musician and international cultural icon Nick Cave, one of the most enigmatic figures who has walked this earth.
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Bon Cop, Bad Cop
When a crime is committed on the border of Quebec and Ontario, everyone is forced to come together, whether they want to or not... (imdb)
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Dracula\
A hypnotic woman steals the body of Count Dracula, and bloodless corpses start appearing in London again... (imdb)
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