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Coraline
An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets.
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Akeelah and the Bee
An inspirational drama, Akeelah and the Bee is the story of Akeelah Anderson (Palmer), a precocious eleven-year old girl from south Los Angeles with a gift for words. Despite the objections of her mother (Bassett), Akeelah enters various spelling contest, for which she is tutored by the forthright Dr. Larabee (Fishburne), her principal Mr. Welch (Armstrong) and the proud residents of her neighborhood... (Lionsgate)
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Curtains
Actresses meet at a secluded manor house to audition for the lead in an important new play and are murdered one by one by a clever masked killer. (Chas. Balun)
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The Super
Karma comes into play when a wealthy wisecracking landlord is ordered by a court to live in the filthy building that he runs. (imdb)
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Martyrs
A young woman's quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity. (imdb)
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Return of the Living Dead III
Colonel Reynolds and his group of government scientists continue their work on re-animating the dead for military use. His son Curt and his girlfriend Julie use Dad's security pass to sneak in and watch the proceedings. Later when father and son have a disagreement, Curt and Julie take off on a motorcycle and Julie is killed in an accident... (imdb)
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The Brave Little Toaster
When a young boy and his family go on holiday, their household appliances, led by the toaster, think they've been abandoned... (imdb)
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High Plains Drifter
A stranger rides out of the hot desert into a small town in the wild west. The towns people are scared of him, and 3 gunmen try, unsuccessfully, to kill him. He takes a room and decides to stay. Meanwhile, a group of outlaws are about to return to the town and take their revenge - will the towns leaders convince the mysterious man to help? (imdb)
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*batteries not included
Apartment block tenants seek the aid of alien mechanical life-forms to save their building from demolition. (imdb)
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Star Trek: Enterprise
A prequel series, set 100 years before the original Star Trek series, which focuses on the early years of Starfleet, leading up to the formation of the Federation and the Earth-Romulan Wars. The series is set aboard the Earth ship Enterprise NX-01, captained by Jonathan Archer. (imdb)
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