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Seinfeld
Seinfeld (1989) - TV Series
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends. (imdb)
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You
You (2018) - TV Series
A clever bookstore manager relies on his savvy Internet know-how to make the woman of his dreams fall in love with him. (imdb)
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The \
A magical glowing white motorcar dismembers policemen, drives up buildings, flies through outer space and can transform into a horse and carriage. This was a British effort to top Melies at his Sci-Fi/fantasy/comedy trick films. (imdb)
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The Flowers of St. Francis
The film dramatizes about a dozen vignettes from the life of St. Francis and his early followers - starting with their return in the rain to Rivotorlo from Rome when the Pope blessed their Rule and ending with their dispersal to preach. The unconnected chapters are like parables, some with a moral. The slight and comic Ginepro returns naked to St. Mary's of the Angels, having given away his tunic, but not his ricotta... (imdb)
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Stellar
Stellar (1993) - Short Film
Stan Brakhage's artistic view of the cosmos.
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The Wedding Date
In this romantic comedy, Debra Messing plays Kat, a never-married New Yorker, who is invited to her younger sister's wedding in London. What should be a joyous occasion bodes disaster for Kat, however, when she discovers that the best man will be none other than her ex-fiancé. In a desperate attempt to face the ordeal with dignity, Kat hires Nick (Mulroney), a charming and handsome professional male escort, to pose as her new boyfriend and escort her to the wedding. (Universal)
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Red Dragon
The first and most terrifying chapter in the Hannibal Lecter trilogy. (Universal Pictures)
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Wristcutters: A Love Story
From the moment Zia (in his late 20s) cuts his wrists and enters a bizarre afterlife reserved for suicides, this film becomes a strangely uplifting, comic tale about a journey through the hereafter. It is a world where everyone still bears the scars earned from the manner in which they "offed," and the everyday reality is a twisted mirror image of our own mortal world. (Halcyon Pictures)
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The Wire
The Wire (2002) - TV Series
Baltimore drug scene, seen through the eyes of drug dealers, and law enforcement. (imdb)
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Dracula Untold
The origin story of the man who becomes Dracula. (imdb)
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