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An erotic drama about a young computer wizard (Sarsgaard) who persuades a beautiful stripper (Parker) to spend three days with him in Las Vegas. Their arrangement becomes a journey into the dark secrets of their sexuality. (Artisan Entertainment)

"Kon-Tiki" was the name of a wooden raft used by six Scandinavian scientists, led by Thor Heyerdahl, to make a 101-day journey from South America to the Polynesian Islands. The purpose of the expedition was to prove Heyerdahl's theory that the Polynesian Islands were populated from the east - specifically Peru - rather than from the west (Asia) as had been the theory for hundreds of years. (imdb)

Alvin, Simon and Theodore are back and ready to rock in their second big-screen comedy that reteams them with their beleaguered manager, Dave (Jason Lee), setting them up for a new series of musical misadventures. David Cross reprises his role as music mogul Ian Hawke, with Cameron Richardson returning as Dave's love interest. Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney provide the voices of the three miscreant marmots.

An undertaker who hasn't had any 'customers' in a long time is forced the pay one year's back-rent. To get money he starts to kill people in order to get new clients. (imdb)

Six people collide and influence each other's lives in significant ways as they navigate the cold winter months in Paris. (IFC Films)

A Greek boy grows up in Istanbul. His grandfather, a culinary philosopher and mentor,teaches him that both food and life require a little salt to give them flavor ... a Touch of Spice. Fanis becomes an excellent cook and uses his cooking skills to spice up the lives of others. 35 years later he leaves Athens and travels back to his birthplace to reunite with his grandfather and his first love; he then realizes that he forgot to put a little bit of spice in his own life (IMDB)

A rash of bizarre murders in New York City seems to point to a group of grotesquely deformed vagrants living in the sewers... (imdb)

Two Soviet intelligence agents pose as a married couple to spy on the American government.

Set in the future when water is hard to find, a man struggles to provide for his family.

Woodrow is discharged from the military for hay fever, but fabricates receiving an heroic honorable discharge before returning home.