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The twisted minds of two of the six screenwriters behind "Scary Movie" skewer the romantic comedy genre. (20th Century Fox)

The champion is a great love story between Halis Karatas and Begum Atman, who came together with the legendary race horse Bold Pilot. (imdb)

Jack Dawn and his family are eliminated by the mob, because he was their accountant and was feeding information to the FBI... (imdb)

A perfume shop owner disguises a black cat as a skunk in hopes of luring away Pepe, who has wandered in to sample the scents.

Godzilla's 50th Anniversary project, in which Gojira (Godzilla) travels around the world to fight his old foes plus a new, mysterious monster named Monster X. (imdb)

The giant flying turtle is back for this 1995 Japanese feature where once again Gamera's intentions are misinterpreted by the military... (imdb)

Follows a group of friends living in Beverly Hills, California, from their school days through to adulthood. (imdb)

Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (imdb)

What if ... you let a stranger into your house to use your phone, but while you've been patiently waiting in the kitchen, he just disappears ... or does he? Félix, an architect who has just split up with his girl-friend and inhabits a huge mansion in Barcelona, finds out how many hiding places there really are in his house. But are there enough to hide another person, a strange parasite of living space? Or is Félix really going insane? (imdb)

Set in suburban New Jersey the 1960s, a group of friends form a rock band and try to make it big. (imdb)