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Meantime
Meantime (1984) - TV Movie
An odd film, primarily looking at how the dole affects the underclass in Britain. Tim Roth stars as Colin, a slow and possibly retarded man living with his parents and brother in a housing project. He and his sarcastic manipulative brother still behave like teenagers, living with their parents, harassing each other... (imdb)
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The One-Man Band
A band-leader has arranged seven chairs for the members of his band. When he sits down in the first chair, a cymbal player appears in the same chair, then rises and sits in the next chair. As the cymbal player sits down, a drummer appears in the second chair, and then likewise moves on to the third chair. In this way, an entire band is soon formed, and is then ready to perform. (imdb)
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Pinocchio
A darker version of the classic children's fairy tale of a wooden puppet that transforms into a real living boy. (imdb)
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Rush Hour 3
LAPD Detective James Carter and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee respectively must travel to Paris to battle a wing of the Chinese organized crime family, the Triads. (New Line Cinema)
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Utopia
Utopia (2013) - TV Series
After a group of people, who meet online, discover a bizarre graphic novel which seems to hold mysterious answers, they find themselves being tracked down by a merciless organization known merely as 'The Network'. (imdb)
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The Addams Family
The misadventures of a blissfully macabre but extremely loving family. (imdb)
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Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree
Winnie the Pooh, the honey loving silly old bear attempts to get honey from a bee tree, so after climbing the tree didn't work, he borrows Christopher Robin's balloon, dunks himself in mud and floats to the top of the honey tree incognito as a little black rain cloud... (imdb)
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Bahoz
A true-to-life epic of Kurdish students excitedly anticipating social revolution (imdb)
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The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz
The delirious journey of a mental disordered man, who is obsessed in making the perfect crime. (imdb)
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Garfield
Garfield marks the long-awaited motion picture debut of America's favorite feline and the world's laziest cat. (20th Century Fox)
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