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In antiquity, the Amazons defeat the war god, Ares, and Zeus charges them to hold him prisoner as eternally young warriors on the hidden island of Themyscira. Centuries later, US Air Force pilot Steve Trevor is lured to crash land on the island and the distraction of that trespass allows Ares to escape. In response, Princess Diana wins the responsibility to both take Trevor home and recapture the fugitive god (imdb)

Ready for a night of legendary partying, three college students must weigh the pros and cons of calling the police when faced with an unexpected situation.

A wolf convict makes his escape, but is pursued by a diminutive Mountie who seems to be everywhere. (imdb)

On his ninth birthday a boy receives many presents. Two of them first seem to be less important: an old cupboard from his brother and a little indian figure made of plastic from his best friend. But these two presents turn out to be much more magic than the rest (imdb)

In this animated tale, a tiny village is destroyed by a surging glacier, which serves as the deadly domain for the evil Ice Lord, Nekron. The only survivor is a young warrior, Larn, who vows to avenge this act of destruction... (imdb)

A political satire about a naive small town waitress who accidentally gets a nail buried in her head, causing erratic and outrageous behavior that leads her to Washington DC. There she falls for a dashing, but clueless, Congressman who searches for the courage to save her. (imdb)

In a huge, old-fashioned luxury hotel a stranger tries to persuade a married woman to run away with him... (imdb)

Martin Hykkerud (Vegar Hoel) wakes up at a hospital after experiencing a undead nightmare. All his friends were killed by Nazi-zombies at a cabin, he is the only survivor. During a fight with the zombies, he suffers a bite to his arm, and has to cut it off. Now his arm has been replaced with a limp, rotten arm. The arm belongs to Oberst Herzog (Ørjan Gamst). Herzog is the leader of the undead nazi-squad and is the antagonist of the film. We join Martin in his quest to kill Herzog and his army.

Investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill is pulled into an unexpected journey as he chases down the hidden truth behind America's expanding covert wars. (imdb)

Beyond is set inside the Matrix somewhere in modern day Japan, and starts with a girl named Yoko looking for her cat Yuki. For some reason or another, the cat was drawn to a haunted house that the local kids try to keep a secret. One of the kids reluctantly leads Yoko to the house, much to the annoyance of his friends. It soon becomes obvious why the house is kept a secret. (everything2.com)