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A young, narcissistic entrepreneur crashes and burns on the eve of his company's big launch. With his entire life in total disarray, he leaves Manhattan to move in with his estranged pregnant sister, brother-in-law and 3-year-old nephew in the suburbs - only to become their nanny. (TIFF)

Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.

A young female FBI agent joins a secret CIA operation to take down a Mexican cartel boss, a job that ends up pushing her ethical and moral values to the limit. (imdb)

Two young British privates during the First World War are given an impossible mission: deliver a message deep in enemy territory that will stop 1,600 men, and one of the soldier's brothers, from walking straight into a deadly trap. (imdb)

Hard, withdrawn city cop Jim Wilson roughs up one too many suspects and is sent upstate to help investigate the murder of a young girl in the winter countryside. There he meets Mary Malden, whom he finds attractive and independent. However, Mary's brother is chief suspect in the killing. And Mary herself is blind. (imdb)

Porter is shot by his wife and best friend and is left to die. When he survives he plots revenge.

A group of people around the world are suddenly linked mentally, and must find a way to survive being hunted by those who see them as a threat to the world's order. (imdb)

Largo Winch is a 2008 French film based on the Belgian comic Largo Winch. It was released on December 17, 2008. (wikipedia.com)

Jean Claude Van Damme plays a dual role as Alex and Chad, twins separated at the death of their parents... (imdb)

A drama focused on five months in the life of pedophile who keeps a 10-year-old boy locked in his basement.