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A guy keeps getting painfully rejected (bodily harm) when he asks girls out. (imdb)

Popular animated hero Asterix and his faithful sidekick Obelix travel to ancient Egypt to help Cleopatra build a new summer home... (imdb)

The story of a husband who suspects his wife of adultery, and sets out to track down the other man in her life. (imdb)

Directed by Liam Lynch, the film comprises Sarah Silverman's performance before a live audience interwoven with stylish musical numbers and backstage intrigue. (Roadside Attractions)

Mr Vives is not fond of the lazy farmer's hand who keeps blocking the road with his large harvester, so he gets back at him, and the farmer's hand gets back at Mr Vives, and round and round it goes. Until one day, when this causes Mr Vives to lose his job and come back early to discover his wife in bed with another man... (imdb)

Dennis Clegg is in his thirties and lives in a halfway house for the mentally ill in London. Dennis, nicknamed "Spider" by his mother has been institutionalized with acute schizophrenia for some 20 years. He has never truly recovered, however, and as the story progresses we vicariously experience his increasingly fragile grip on reality. (imdb)

Two rival motorcycle gangs terrorize a small town after one of their leaders is thrown in jail. (imdb)

Somewhere in the future, the Canadian Academy for Erotic Inquiry is investigating the theories of para-psychologist Luther Stringfellow. Seven young adults volunteer to submit to a form of brain surgery that removes their power of speech but increases their power for telepathic communications... (imdb)

"Himself" is one of Mr. Cosbys standup routines with parts about the weekends children going to the dentist and many other normal situations. (imdb)

A documentary on an underdog football team who look to reverse their fortunes with coach Bill Courtney. (imdb)