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The Rocker tells the story of a failed drummer who is given a second chance at fame. Robert "Fish" Fishman is the extremely dedicated and astoundingly passionate drummer for the eighties hair band Vesuvius, who is living the rock n' roll dream until he is unceremoniously kicked out of the band.

Immortals Connor and Duncan Macleod must join forces against Kell, an evil immortal who has become too strong for anyone to face alone. (imdb)

Mikey Saber is a washed-up porn star who returns to his small Texas hometown, not that anyone really wants him back.

Peyton and Barney are fun loving high school students working on a science project with white mice. When one of the mice begins to move food toward itself with out touching it, Barney finds he has accidently discovered a formula for telekinetic powers. Now, how much trouble can a high school boy who can move things with just his mind get into? (imdb)

A young girl's "sweet sixteenth" birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. (imdb)

Two Octopi fight for their lives with a stubborn restaurant cook in a comical escape through the streets of a small Greek village.

Riza, a poor fellow living in Istanbul suburbs, has to work as Santa at a shopping mall leading up to Christmas (imdb user comments)

Cold War spy Greville Wynne and his Russian source try to put an end to the Cuban Missile Crisis. (imdb)

Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher (Thornton), a man who made high school hell for generations of students. (imdb)

The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (imdb)