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Mona Lisa
George, after getting out of prison, begins looking for a job, but his time in prison has reduced his stature in the criminal underworld... (imdb)
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Detroit Rock City
Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians. Plays like a KISS advertisement but the GIV'R mentality leaves the viewer with a smile on their face. (imdb)
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The Woman in the Fifth
An American writer moves to Paris to be closer to his daughter and finds himself falling immediately on hard times. Befriended by a French Arab who offers him a job, Tom finds himself employed as a security agent as he struggles to write his second novel and see his daughter. Meanwhile, his personal life takes a turn as he becomes involved with a beguiling woman. (tiff.net)
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Withnail & I
London 1969 - two 'resting' (unemployed and unemployable) actors, Withnail and Marwood decide to leave their squalid Camden flat for an idyllic holiday in the countryside, courtesy of Withnail's uncle Monty's country cottage (imdb)
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Super Mario Bros.
The Marios rush to save a princess from Koopa. (imdb)
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In the Land of Blood and Honey
A look at how a couple's romance is affected by the Bosnian War. (imdb)
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Jaws: The Revenge
A man-eating shark single-mindedly pursues a woman and her son. (imdb)
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The Clan
Based on the true story of the Puccio family in the 80's in Argentina; a sinister clan that makes its living off kidnapping and murder. Arquímedes, the patriarch, heads and plans the operations. Alejandro, his eldest son, is a star rugby player and identifies possible candidates for kidnapping; his popularity shields him from suspicion. (filmaffinity.com)
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Rabid
A young woman develops a taste for human blood after undergoing experimental plastic surgery, and her victims turn into rabid, blood-thirsty, zombies whom proceed to infect others which turns into a city-wide epidemic. (imdb)
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Predator
Dutch (Schwarzenegger) and his elite military unit are recruited to rescue hostages held by guerrillas in the Latin American jungle. But once there, they encounter an enemy more deadly than any on earth! (20th Century Fox)
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