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Life is pretty near perfect now, as long as you don't mind that nobody is allowed to live past the age of 30... (imdb)
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A Mad Max-esque post apocalyptic world provides the backdrop for a brutal, futuristic game resembling football... (imdb)
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The ex-boyfriend of a check-out girl at a supermarket returns at closing time to make trouble. They quarrel and the boyfriend is ejected from the store. After they lock the building up to take inventory, the employees start dying off (imdb)
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Hellsing (2001) - TV Mini-Series
A British taskforce, lead by the daughter of the vampire hunter Prof. Van Helsing, battles the supernatural with the aid of two vampires. (imdb)
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A fierce rites of passage story about a quick-tempered young woman (Rodriguez) who finds discipline, self-respect and love in the most unlikely place - a boxing ring. (Columbia Tristar Interactive)
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A couple invite their closest friends to join their family for Christmas dinner at their idyllic home in the English countryside. As the group comes together, it feels like old times -- but behind all of the laughter and merriment, something isn't quite right. The world outside is facing impending doom, and no amount of gifts, games or wine can make mankind's imminent destruction go away. Surviving the holidays just got a lot more complicated.
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Never Have I Ever (2020) - TV Series
The complicated life of a modern-day first generation Indian American teenage girl, inspired by Mindy Kaling's own childhood.
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After Siegfried's dead, Kriemhild marries Etzel, the King of the Huns. She gives birth to a child, and invites her brothers for a party... (imdb)
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La Souriante Madame Beudet (1923) - Short Film
One of the first feminist movies, The Smiling Madame Beudet is the story of an intelligent woman trapped in a loveless marriage. Her husband is used to playing a stupid practical joke in which he puts an empty revolver to his head and threatens to shoot himself. One day, while the husband is away, she puts bullets in the revolver... (imdb)
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The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) - TV Movie
When a magical artifact is lifted from his library, a meek librarian sets out to ensure its safe return... (imdb)
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