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In this epic action film set alternately in modern Hong Kong and the early Qin Dynasty, successful archaeologist Jack (Jackie Chan) dreams that he's Emperor Qin Shihuang's legendary Gen. Meng Yi, who must rescue the emperor's betrothed, Ok Soo. Ironically, the real, modern-day Jack is commissioned to find Qin's mythical tomb containing the secrets of immortality.

Adapted from the critically acclaimed off-Broadway rock theatre hit, Hedwig and the Angry Inch tells the story of an 'internationally ignored' rock singer, Hedwig, and her search for stardom and love. (Fine Line Features)

Low-budget superhero flick about a young man given a mystical medallion by a South American shaman, in order to become a puma- empowered champion like his father before him. In trying to locate the young man initially, the shaman has the nasty habit of pushing candidates out windows to test them ("Nope, not him.") (imdb)

In the background is a house. In the foreground, a groom holds the reins of a sleek black horse that stands in profile. A tall man, dressed in a black uniform, demonstrates how to mount the horse then encourages and tries to assist a man in white. The man in white keeps falling, and soon it's apparent that he's an putting on a show. His pratfalls become more elaborate and stylish. The horse stands patient. The little groom laughs to see such sport. (imdb)

An actress attempts to convince a director how she's perfect for a role in his upcoming production. (imdb)

Frustrated by scrolling dating apps only to end up on lame, tedious dates, Noa takes a chance by giving her number to the awkwardly charming Steve after a produce-section meet-cute at the grocery store.

A fragile Kansas girl's unrequited and forbidden love for a handsome young man from the town's most powerful family drives her to heartbreak and madness. (imdb)

Marvellous is the true story of a life lived to the full, a man once labelled with 'learning difficulties' whose life defies limitations. (bbc.co.uk)

Stallone plays a cop who comes undone after witnessing a brutal scene on the job. He checks into a rehab clinic that specializes in treating law enforcement officials. Soon, he finds that his fellow patients are being murdered one by one. (imdb)

Andy is a new teacher and an inner city high school that is like nothing he has ever seen before. The... (imdb)