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Copying Beethoven
A fictionalized account of the last year of Beethoven's life. (imdb)
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1922
A simple yet proud rancher in the year 1922 conspires to murder his wife for financial gain, convincing his teenage son to participate. (imdb)
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Get Low
A man in a small town plans his own funeral in order to resolve an old murder case.
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Incantation
WARNING: This is a cursed video, it might contain certain risks to watch ; For those who dares to follow, please solve the puzzle of my daughter's curse with me . (imdb)
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Take Me Home Tonight
From the writers of "That '70s Show" comes this retro dramatic comedy set a decade later, in the financial boom of the late 1980s, about a recent college grad trying to figure out what to do with his life. Amid the goings-on at a raucous Labor Day party, brilliant but underemployed Matt Franklin (Topher Grace) learns a slew of lessons about life and love
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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Woody Allen's latest crime caper stars Allen as crackerjack insurance investigator CW Briggs. Briggs might be forced to relinquish bragging rights to being the best in the business when he falls under the spell of a crook -- and a beautiful colleague -- in his most baffling case to date, and finds that he is the one left clueless. (DreamWorks SKG)
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Krampus
A boy who has a bad Christmas ends up accidentally summoning a Christmas demon to his family home. (imdb)
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The Eiger Sanction
Jonathan Hemlock is an Art teacher and collector who finances his hobby by performing the odd sanction (assassination) for an obscure government bureau. (imdb)
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Sin Nombre
Honduran teenager Sayra (Gaitan) reunites with her father, an opportunity for her to potentially realize her dream of a life in the U.S. Moving to Mexico is the first step in a feateful journey of unexpected events. (imdb)
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Le daim
A man's obsession with his designer deerskin jacket causes him to blow his life savings and turn to crime. (imdb)
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