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Carrie
A mousy and abused girl with telekinetic powers gets pushed too far on one special night.
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Tartuffe
Young man shows his millionaire grandfather a film based on Molière's Tartuffe, in order to expose the old man's hypocritical governess who covets his own inheritance. (imdb)
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Annapolis
When he won a coveted admission spot to the Naval Academy at Annapolis, local kid Jake Huard (Franco) thought all his dreams had come true -- but his battle to become the man he wants to be is only just beginning. From critically acclaimed indie director Justin Lim comes this exhilarating comeback story of a courageous young sailor who discovers that some opportunities are worth fighting for. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Alma
Alma (2009) - Short Film
Alma, a little girl, skips through the snow covered streets of a small town. Her attention is caught by a strange doll in an antique toy shop window. Fascinated, Alma decides to enter (imdb)
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The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf
Escaping from poverty to become a witcher, Vesemir slays monsters for coin and glory, but when a new menace rises, he must face the demons of his past.
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Let It Be
The filmed account of the Beatles's attempt to recapture their old group spirit by making a back to basics album, which instead drove them further apart. (imdb)
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Rosso Istanbul
Living abroad for many years, writer, editor Orhan Sahin, the famous director to work on the first book of the sea Generic Istanbul 'to come. Deniz lives in a barn with his family in his last generation of riches. Orhan finds himself in the midst of complex relationships, mysterious friends and family members of the Sea on the first day. Years later, he returned to Istanbul 'u while exploring with new eyes, the feelings will begin to relive forgotten. (Wikipedia)
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Naisu no mori: The First Contact
Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)
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The Assignment
An American naval officer is recruited by the government to impersonate the most vicious and cold-blooded terrorist there is in order to catch him. But are things really what they seem to be? (imdb)
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The Woman in the Window
An agoraphobic woman living alone in New York begins spying on her new neighbors, only to witness a disturbing act of violence.
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