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Downsizing
"Downsizing" follows a kindly occupational therapist who undergoes a new procedure to be shrunken to four inches tall so that he and his wife can help save the planet and afford a nice lifestyle at the same time. (imdb)
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Ali Baba ve 7 Cüceler
Senay and Ilber go on an overseas trip, hoping to change their unsuccessful careers. They participate in a gardening fair but found themselves in the middle of an adventure with unpleasant surprises just because they come across with wrong people. (imdb)
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Carnivàle
Carnivàle (2003) - TV Series
During the Great Depression, an Oklahoma farm boy and a charismatic minister learn that they are key players in a proxy war being fought between Heaven and Hell. (imdb)
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Gekijô ban Kara no kyôkai: Dai isshô - Fukan fûkei
A young woman named Shiki attempts to solve a mysterious case involving multiple suicides.
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon
When Edward leaves Bella, her whole world is turned upside down. With Bella's heart broken, she turns to Jacob, her best friend to fill the void that was left by Edward. As Bella spends more time with Jake, she learns that there's more than vampires in the town of Forks. (imdb)
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Seven Beauties
Pasqualino, an Italian everyman, deserts the army during World War II. Germans capture him and send him to a prison camp, where he does just about anything to survive. In lengthy flashbacks, we see him and his family of seven unattractive sisters (the seven beauties), his accidental murder of one sister's lover, his confession and imprisonment, his calculated switch to an asylum, his rape of a patient, and his volunteering to be a soldier to escape confinement. To the chagrin of his obese German captor, his weak and cowardly character enables him to survive the war and return to Naples where he has a plan to survive the next world catastrophe. (imdb)
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Pocahontas
An English soldier and the daughter of an Algonquin chief share a romance when English colonists invade seventeenth-century Virginia.
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Sharktopus
Sharktopus (2010) - TV Movie
The U.S. Navy commissioned a group known as "Blue Water" to genetically engineer a half-shark, half-octopus for combat. During a demonstration off of Santa Monica, the beast escapes the control of its creators and makes its way to Puerto Vallarta... (wikipedia.org)
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Rumor Has It...
Sarah Huttinger (Aniston) is in a fog. She's finally agreed to marry her boyfriend Jeff (Ruffalo), but isn't at all sure that marriage is what she really wants. Now she's on her way home to attend her sister's wedding, which means spending a lot of time with the tennis-obsessed Pasadena family that she's never felt quite a part of. It isn't until Sarah stumbles into a well-kept family secret that she starts to question her roots and sets off in search of the man who may have the answers she's looking for (Costner). (Warner Bros.)
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Hope and Glory
A semiautobiographical project by John Boorman about a nine year old boy called Bill as he grows up in London during the blitz of World War 2... (imdb)
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