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The Punisher
When Frank Castle's family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher. (imdb)
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Olanlar Oldu
Zafer (Ata Demirer) is a captain who organizes excursions with his boat in the Aegean sea coast. His life changes with the arrival of the famous TV actress Aslı (Tuvana Türkay). (A brief translation of the original plot summary in Turkish from sinemalar.com)
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The Puppetmaster
In the first half of this century, young Li Tienlu joines a travelling puppet theatre and subsequently... (imdb)
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Queen Kelly
Prince Wolfram is the betrothed of mad Queen Regina V of Kronberg. Supreme ruler, her word is law and he is a playboy. On maneuvers as punishment for partying with other women, he sees Kelly walking the the other students of a convent. He is intrigued by her beauty and wants her... (imdb)
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I Am Not a Witch
Following a banal incident in her local village, 8-year old girl Shula is accused of witchcraft. After a short trial she is found guilty, taken into state custody and exiled to a witch camp in the middle of a desert. At the camp she takes part in an initiation ceremony where she is shown the rules surrounding her new life as a witch. (imdb)
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The Office
The Office (1966) - Short Film
The insane government bureaucracy at a state pension window. (imdb)
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Saturday Night Live
The famous guest host stars in parodies and sketches created by the cast of this witty show. (imdb)
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Trance
An art auctioneer who has become mixed up with a group of criminals partners with a hypnotherapist in order to recover a lost painting. (imdb)
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Chopper
A bold, blackly comic character study about a self-proclaimed "national icon" Mark 'Chopper' Read. A multi-sided examination of the pathology of a complex and violent man, a man who becomes a cult figure thanks to a colourful imagination and a wicked, old-world sense of humour. (First Look Pictures)
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Stealing Beauty
After her mother commits suicide, nineteen year old Lucy Harmon travels to Italy to have her picture painted. However, she has other reasons for wanting to go. She wants to renew her acquaintance with Nicolo Donati, a young boy with whom she fell in love on her last visit four years ago. She also is trying tosolve the riddle left in a diary written by her dead mother, Sara. Directed by Bernardo Bertolucci (imdb)
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