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In Africa during WW1, a gin-swilling riverboat owner/captain is persuaded by a strait-laced missionary to use his boat to attack an enemy warship. (imdb)

A family go on holiday to Scotland to visit their terminally ill grandfather.

Early Errol Morris documentary intersplices random chatter he captured on film of the genuinely eccentric residents of Vernon... (imdb)

At the start of World War II, the fate of the free world hangs in the balance at the posh Hotel Splendide in Bordeaux. Cabinet members, journalists, physicists, and spies of all persuasions gather in order to escape the Nazi occupation of Paris. High society socialites hobnob with jailbirds. Murderous intrigues, scientific secrets and love affairs flourish. (imdb)

A wandering gunfighter plays two rival families against each other in a town torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge.

Stand-up comedy

This horror film, in the vein of "Night of the Living Dead" and "The Evil Dead," features an overflow of gore and visual effects to make any horror fan squirm with delight. (Lions Gate Films)

A poor Chinese laborer learns important lessons after his son gets a strange new toy. (imdb)

The popular cartoon cat and mouse are thrown into a disappointing feature film. The story has the twosome trying to help an orphan girl who is being berated and exploited by a greedy guardian. (imdb)

New York City cops wage a war against assorted hoods and criminals after one of their own is brutally killed by a hoodlum. Seven-Ups refers to the minimum jail time each of the crooks will have to spend if they are caught. (imdb)