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Su Qi-Er, a wealthy man living during the Qing Dynasty who loses his fortune and reputation as a result of a conspiracy against him. After being forced out onto the streets, Su dedicates his life to martial arts and reemerges as a patriotic hero known as the "King of Beggars." (imdb)

A Congressman works with his equally conniving wife to exact revenge on the people who betrayed him. (imdb)

The story of an aging French actor who - after learning his family has been killed in an accident - still carries on with his career, enjoys his morning espresso and newspaper, appreciates the endless beauty that is Paris, and takes a stand against the philistinism that plagues his professional life. (Film Forum)

Still grieving over her recently deceased boyfriend, a pregnant woman becomes haunted by a mysterious woman. (imdb)

A sci-fi/thriller story centered on a special-ops team that is dispatched to fight supernatural beings. (imdb)

Breck leads a wagon train of pioneers through Indian attack, storms, deserts, swollen rivers, down cliffs and so on while looking for the murder of a trapper and falling in love with Ruth. (imdb)

A research vessel finds a missing ship, commanded by a mysterious scientist, on the edge of a black hole. (imdb)

A teenage alien tries to abduct a sleeping human, but with so many switches to do so, it's nearly impossible. (imdb)

A horror film director is stalked by a mad psychiatrist/serial killer bent on killing people to model the killings after the director's gory death scenes from his movies. (imdb)

Alan and Molly Sheridan have a baby boy named Jake. They hire a baby-sitter, Camilla, to look after Jake and she becomes part of the family. The Sheridan's friend and neighbour, Phil, takes a liking to Camilla and asks her out. She refuses, but Phil follows her and discovers that she is not quite human. Camilla discovers that she has been followed and Phil is pursued. He leaves a desperate message for Alan and Molly which reveals that Camilla has special plans for baby Jake. (imdb)