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A divorced dad and his ex-con brother resort to a desperate scheme in order to save their family's farm in West Texas. (imdb)

Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew... (imdb)

A widowed Brooklyn book-keeper is torn between her fiancé and his brother. (imdb)

Ichabod Crane is resurrected and pulled two and a half centuries through time to unravel a mystery that dates all the way back to the founding fathers. (imdb)

Flashing between past and present, a fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it.

An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. (imdb)

In Helsinki, a lonely night watchman is caught up in a series of misadventures with a femme fatale and a crooked businessman. (imdb)

A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.

This is the story of Melvin, the resident geek at the local health club. One day, Slug and Bozo (some resident jocks) chase Melvin around the club and Melin ends up plunging out of the window into a tub of toxic waste. Melvin is transformed into The Toxic Avenger and he is a geek no more! (imdb)